Carol Kirkwood 

Carol Kirkwood 

In today’s top & exciting news the legend that is Carol Kirkwood did the BBC weather report in breakfast in front of a stormy Staithes scene. Now some of you may not be familiar with our Carol and this is indeed your loss. I am convinced I am related to her...
Madrid rejoices! (Kind of…)

Madrid rejoices! (Kind of…)

So Real Madrid win the Champions League with the last kick of the extra time penalties and half of Madrid celebrates whilst half wallow in despair. How close to life is this as you watch multi millionaires and Demigods be taken over by polar opposite emotions as...
Dick Trump

Dick Trump

So I see Donald Trump has been talking about the size of his penis whilst debating with his other Republican candidates for the nomination to run for the White House… You couldn’t write it. See the excellent Guardian article on this.  Look across the...
Bright Star – John Keats

Bright Star – John Keats

Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art—          Not in lone splendour hung aloft the night And watching, with eternal lids apart,          Like...
Wild West Hero

Wild West Hero

I’m watching the ELO Hyde Park gig from last summer. Why the feck I wasn’t there I have no idea…. They’re playing Ma Ma Belle now in the only way ELO could – highly dramatically. Jeff Lynne has that incredible ability to write a song that...